1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness
everywhere!
2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves
3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
4. If i was an enzyme, i'd be helicase so i could unzip your genes
5. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a
fifth fundamental force.
6. Baby, you overclock my processor.
7. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
8. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
9. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest
drivers
10.You defragment my life
11. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network
sharing?
12. You must be auxin, cuz u r causing me to have rapid stem
elongation.
13. Baby, let me find your nth term
14. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
15. Baby i'll treat you like my hw- I'll slam you on the table and do you
all night long
16. Hey baby, can i see what's under your radical?
17. If I were an integral, I'd fill you up.
18. You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet,
then the reaction will be explosive.
19. I think my heart just lagged.
20. I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your
concavities.
21. did you just combust?? Because you're HOT!
22. By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all
perfect squares.
23. It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I
would be overqualified.
24. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE
PRINT!
25. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed,
subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
26. Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with
me.
27. Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked
up
28. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
29. What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the
one
30. If my right leg was christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to
spend some time between the holidays?
31. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
32. Your so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that
make you smile)
33. When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in
phase.
34. Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
35. If I was sin^2 theta and you were cos^2 theta together we would be
1
36. You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how
you apply the force
37. If I move my lips half the distance to yours... and then half again...
and again... etc.... would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am
going to disprove your assumption.
38. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my
calculator!
39. If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or
rough?
40. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
41. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want
to be the cytoplasm?
42. Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it
43. Lets meet somewhere... you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring
rod
44. Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your
curves
45. Hey baby, what's your tanx cosx?
46. Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress
47. Let's discover our coefficient of friction
48. Baby, you're so gneiss I'll never take you for granite.
49. I less than three you..... (i < 3 you)
50. I heard you're sin because you're always on top when we make
tangent
